Todo tipid ako sa first day of school, naubos ung baon ko nung Sat. Bayad utang sa shop ska biglaang gastos dahil sa gig at praktis, wala sa plano, wla sa budget.

Ayon, pagbaba ko ng jip sa tapat ng MLQU, my nakakilala n agad sakin. Nabadtrip ako kasi nilipat na yung tindahan ng Yosihan, tatawid ka na para makabili ng vitamin N mo kay nanay.

Badtrip! nag transfer n ung ibang jollibee scholars sa TIP! hindi ko n cya makikita sa skul. Nabawasan na naman ang dahilan ng pagpasok ko. Bibisitahin ko n lang cya sa store nila.

Bagong subjects, same old profs, same old styles. Dapat e 730pm pa labas ko, e ang kaso, ung prof ko ng tax 1 at law 1 e iisa! at eto pa ang malupit! absent agad! dapat sinunod ko na lng ang rule no. 1 sa first day of classes sa college, di n lang sana ako pumasok. nagulat ung mga class mate kong 3rd year, classmate ko p rin cla, pero 2nd year p rin ako! haha! advance kasi accounting subjects ko, pero huli naman sa mga minors, wla p rin akong pe at nstp, kahit isa.

Well, bukas ano kaya plano? pasok ulit maaga para makapag yosi muna bago pumasok, then pray wala c Sir Gascon, at Sir Lopez. hehe!

Balik Skul Bukul ulet!

nag apply na din ako ng completion para sa cost accounting ko, next week agad yung test, todo review n ako this week. nawawala p ung libro ko. master na naman halos lahat ng topic sa cost accounting 1, pero mas ok n ung sigurado, para puro 90+ pa rin grade ko sa lahat ng accounting ko. 

Timing din kasi season ng mga mangga. My lola makes the sweetest "minatamis n mangga" in the whole world! Mangga in the morning, mangga in the afternoon, and mangga even before I sleep! Damn! Napurga ata ako sa mangga, pero ayos lang, busog n busog naman!

Things I learned during my retreat:

1. Kinakalburo pala yung green mangga para maging yellow(ripe).

2. Hirap pala matulog sa bus pag hindi mo alam kung saan ka baba.

3. Sticker lang pala yung tint sa kotse.

4. Maaga matulog ang mga tga probinsya, as in maaga!

5.Ang baho ng asukal kapag ginagawa! 

6. Hindi rin pla masama magrelax pa minsan minsan ^^!

 More friends, More mafia family, more fun! 

it was cropped , dunno why, but it says like this.

Our guest, Pls do not Inter

If your wet body with dress and short to this way left side and right side go to bath room

thank you

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Rest house in charge 

 Damn! too funny!

 

Beauty Contest Funny Answers:

Host: What's your ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Uhmm… I am not sure...
Host: Hindi… Kunwari ikaw, more or less…?
Girl: Uhmm… more.

(crowd booing…)

Sige, Sige… Less, less....
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Host: If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl Contestant: Bocaue.
Host: Bocaue…? Why Bocaue?
Girl: Because it's a magnificent place.
Host: Which part of Bocaue?
Girl: The Bocaue Rice Terraces.

(Banawe kaya ‘yon!)
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Host: Who's your favorite author?
Contestant: Danielle Steele.
Host: Why Danielle Steele?
Contestant: Because… because Danielle Steele, I like best. Thank you.
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Host: How would you like me to address you?
Contestant: My address is Project 8, Quezon City.
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Host: What is your best feature?
Contestant: My graduation feature.
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Host: So tell us, why did you join this contest?
Contestant: Me? Join this contest? Why did I… That’s all. Thank you!
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Host: What do you want to be after you graduate?
Contestant: I want to be a successful Medicine.
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Host: Hindi ito boob… hindi ito tube… Pero tinatawag itong boobtube. Ano ito?
Contestant: BRA!
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Host: What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant: Please come back.
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Host: What is your typical day?
Contestant: I think Saturday po!
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(Gay Contest)

Host: Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?
Gay Contestant: I think and believe na bilang isang bading...

(pause)

…Ano nga po ulit yung question?
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Host: Which part of your body is your best asset?
Contestant: (believe it or not she answered) …Si Melanie Marquez po!
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Host: What is your favorite motto?
Contestant: (after a long pause) I don't have a motto eh.

(so the crowd starts helping her out. the crowd started saying, “Time is
gold! Time is gold!”)
Contestant: I have na po. Chinese gold!
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Host: If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how
would you do it?
Contestant: That's a very good question. Keep it up. (then the girl
turns and walks away.)
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Host: Who is your favorite fictional character?
Girl: JOSE RIZAL! (crowd starts laughing.)
Host: Who is your favorite hero then?
Girl: Hulk Hogan.
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Host: If you were to become a superhero, what would your power be?
Girl Contestant: Uhmm... bumble bee!
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Host: What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl Contestant: My edge is 23 years old.
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Host: What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Between 24 and 25!
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Host: How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl: I'll be 28.
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Host: Describe your special someone in three words.
Girl: Kahit nga po 1 word, kaya ko.
Host: Ok, sige…
Girl: In one word… MY LIFE!
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Host: If you were given any special power, what would it be?
Girl: Power of Attorney!
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Host: So you like reading, who's your favorite author?
Girl: Uhmm, Shakespeare.
Host: What works of Shakespeare?
Girl: Hindi ko po alam eh.
Host: But he's your favorite...?
Girl: Eh… kasi patay na sya eh.
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Host: What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Girl: Drugs.
Host: Why?
Girl: Mahal eh!
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Host: Hey, I heard you almost didn't make it, how did you get here?
Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant: Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did
you walk?
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(Little Miss Philippines)
Host: Ano’ng gusto mo maging pag-laki mo?
Girl: Maging lalaki po

Credit goes to the original poster ^^ 

I'm on a roll right now, 3 posts in a single day? haha! I can do this before the class starts on june 15 (schucks).

 Brb, I haven't taken my lunch yet, and my mind is having some problem working with an empty gas tank. 

Ciao! 

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enjoy! 

 though sleepy, I'm trying to finish all of my chores today. Then maybe after, I can have my sleep that I lost last night.