This Sign owned all others

damn this is to funny…

it was cropped , dunno why, but it says like this.

Our guest, Pls do not Inter

If your wet body with dress and short to this way left side and right side go to bath room

thank you

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Rest house in charge 

 Damn! too funny!

Funny things i found!

I got this from one of the forums i joined just today. I don’t know if  I can post the link. Pm me for the link, i’ll give it to you

Beauty Contest Funny Answers:

Host: What’s your ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Uhmm… I am not sure…
Host: Hindi… Kunwari ikaw, more or less…?
Girl: Uhmm… more.

(crowd booing…)

Sige, Sige… Less, less….
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Host: If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl Contestant: Bocaue.
Host: Bocaue…? Why Bocaue?
Girl: Because it’s a magnificent place.
Host: Which part of Bocaue?
Girl: The Bocaue Rice Terraces.

(Banawe kaya ‘yon!)
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Host: Who’s your favorite author?
Contestant: Danielle Steele.
Host: Why Danielle Steele?
Contestant: Because… because Danielle Steele, I like best. Thank you.
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Host: How would you like me to address you?
Contestant: My address is Project 8, Quezon City.
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Host: What is your best feature?
Contestant: My graduation feature.
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Host: So tell us, why did you join this contest?
Contestant: Me? Join this contest? Why did I… That’s all. Thank you!
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Host: What do you want to be after you graduate?
Contestant: I want to be a successful Medicine.
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Host: Hindi ito boob… hindi ito tube… Pero tinatawag itong boobtube. Ano ito?
Contestant: BRA!
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Host: What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant: Please come back.
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Host: What is your typical day?
Contestant: I think Saturday po!
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(Gay Contest)

Host: Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?
Gay Contestant: I think and believe na bilang isang bading…

(pause)

…Ano nga po ulit yung question?
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Host: Which part of your body is your best asset?
Contestant: (believe it or not she answered) …Si Melanie Marquez po!
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Host: What is your favorite motto?
Contestant: (after a long pause) I don’t have a motto eh.

(so the crowd starts helping her out. the crowd started saying, “Time is
gold! Time is gold!”)
Contestant: I have na po. Chinese gold!
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Host: If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how
would you do it?
Contestant: That’s a very good question. Keep it up. (then the girl
turns and walks away.)
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Host: Who is your favorite fictional character?
Girl: JOSE RIZAL! (crowd starts laughing.)
Host: Who is your favorite hero then?
Girl: Hulk Hogan.
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Host: If you were to become a superhero, what would your power be?
Girl Contestant: Uhmm… bumble bee!
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Host: What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl Contestant: My edge is 23 years old.
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Host: What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Between 24 and 25!
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Host: How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl: I’ll be 28.
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Host: Describe your special someone in three words.
Girl: Kahit nga po 1 word, kaya ko.
Host: Ok, sige…
Girl: In one word… MY LIFE!
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Host: If you were given any special power, what would it be?
Girl: Power of Attorney!
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Host: So you like reading, who’s your favorite author?
Girl: Uhmm, Shakespeare.
Host: What works of Shakespeare?
Girl: Hindi ko po alam eh.
Host: But he’s your favorite…?
Girl: Eh… kasi patay na sya eh.
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Host: What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Girl: Drugs.
Host: Why?
Girl: Mahal eh!
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Host: Hey, I heard you almost didn’t make it, how did you get here?
Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant: Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did
you walk?
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(Little Miss Philippines)
Host: Ano’ng gusto mo maging pag-laki mo?
Girl: Maging lalaki po

Credit goes to the original poster ^^