A very interesting first day of school!

Pasukan na! yahoo! Pero teka, bakit 200 n lng baon ko? 1k to nung Saturday ah!

Todo tipid ako sa first day of school, naubos ung baon ko nung Sat. Bayad utang sa shop ska biglaang gastos dahil sa gig at praktis, wala sa plano, wla sa budget.

Ayon, pagbaba ko ng jip sa tapat ng MLQU, my nakakilala n agad sakin. Nabadtrip ako kasi nilipat na yung tindahan ng Yosihan, tatawid ka na para makabili ng vitamin N mo kay nanay.

Badtrip! nag transfer n ung ibang jollibee scholars sa TIP! hindi ko n cya makikita sa skul. Nabawasan na naman ang dahilan ng pagpasok ko. Bibisitahin ko n lang cya sa store nila.

Bagong subjects, same old profs, same old styles. Dapat e 730pm pa labas ko, e ang kaso, ung prof ko ng tax 1 at law 1 e iisa! at eto pa ang malupit! absent agad! dapat sinunod ko na lng ang rule no. 1 sa first day of classes sa college, di n lang sana ako pumasok. nagulat ung mga class mate kong 3rd year, classmate ko p rin cla, pero 2nd year p rin ako! haha! advance kasi accounting subjects ko, pero huli naman sa mga minors, wla p rin akong pe at nstp, kahit isa.

Well, bukas ano kaya plano? pasok ulit maaga para makapag yosi muna bago pumasok, then pray wala c Sir Gascon, at Sir Lopez. hehe!

Balik Skul Bukul ulet!

getaway with Jerd and noise of Deepsleep

pag kauwi ko kagabi galing sa shop, nagulat na lang ako ng nakita ko cla jerd, noise, saka si mac, naka auto, sinusundo kame, inuman daw. hindi n ako pumalag kasi gusto ko rin naman uminom, hehe. kala ko sa petron lang kami, un pala, susundan namin ung ibang tropa sa checkpoint bar sa my bicutan, ep launch kasi nung isa naming tropang banda, Grave of Humanity, also known as GOH by Heartburn Production. Ayos, inuman na! masaya naman pero bitin kami kasi last band na ung inabutan namin, GOH na. after nun, mga 2am n cguro, pack up na. uwian n. pero nde muna kame umuwi. tinuloy namen ang ligaya sa petron, kahit n 2 mucho lang, ayos na. saktong senglot lang! 

1st day of class bad3p!

kala ko june 15 ang pasukan, taena sayang pamasahe ko, june 22 pa pala. walang announcement, badtrip! aral na aral n ako e, pero ayos lang. may baon n ako pra sa isang linggo! hehe

nag apply na din ako ng completion para sa cost accounting ko, next week agad yung test, todo review n ako this week. nawawala p ung libro ko. master na naman halos lahat ng topic sa cost accounting 1, pero mas ok n ung sigurado, para puro 90+ pa rin grade ko sa lahat ng accounting ko. 

bakasyon grande!

haha! just got back from Nasugbu. My lola invited me for a 3 day vacation. Patatabain daw nya ako, using her own diet program. But I insist using my own, I told her that it is the most effective weight gain program ever created, The KT program. The KT program(Kain-Tulog program) will really put some fats on you! hehe!

Timing din kasi season ng mga mangga. My lola makes the sweetest “minatamis n mangga” in the whole world! Mangga in the morning, mangga in the afternoon, and mangga even before I sleep! Damn! Napurga ata ako sa mangga, pero ayos lang, busog n busog naman!

Things I learned during my retreat:

1. Kinakalburo pala yung green mangga para maging yellow(ripe).

2. Hirap pala matulog sa bus pag hindi mo alam kung saan ka baba.

3. Sticker lang pala yung tint sa kotse.

4. Maaga matulog ang mga tga probinsya, as in maaga!

5.Ang baho ng asukal kapag ginagawa! 

6. Hindi rin pla masama magrelax pa minsan minsan ^^!

Mafia Wars on Facebook

The Mafia Wars on Facebook rocks! add me as your friends, then maybe we can be ” Familia.”

 More friends, More mafia family, more fun! 

This Sign owned all others

damn this is to funny…

it was cropped , dunno why, but it says like this.

Our guest, Pls do not Inter

If your wet body with dress and short to this way left side and right side go to bath room

thank you

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Rest house in charge 

 Damn! too funny!

Funny things i found!

I got this from one of the forums i joined just today. I don’t know if  I can post the link. Pm me for the link, i’ll give it to you

Beauty Contest Funny Answers:

Host: What’s your ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Uhmm… I am not sure…
Host: Hindi… Kunwari ikaw, more or less…?
Girl: Uhmm… more.

(crowd booing…)

Sige, Sige… Less, less….
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Host: If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl Contestant: Bocaue.
Host: Bocaue…? Why Bocaue?
Girl: Because it’s a magnificent place.
Host: Which part of Bocaue?
Girl: The Bocaue Rice Terraces.

(Banawe kaya ‘yon!)
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Host: Who’s your favorite author?
Contestant: Danielle Steele.
Host: Why Danielle Steele?
Contestant: Because… because Danielle Steele, I like best. Thank you.
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Host: How would you like me to address you?
Contestant: My address is Project 8, Quezon City.
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Host: What is your best feature?
Contestant: My graduation feature.
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Host: So tell us, why did you join this contest?
Contestant: Me? Join this contest? Why did I… That’s all. Thank you!
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Host: What do you want to be after you graduate?
Contestant: I want to be a successful Medicine.
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Host: Hindi ito boob… hindi ito tube… Pero tinatawag itong boobtube. Ano ito?
Contestant: BRA!
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Host: What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant: Please come back.
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Host: What is your typical day?
Contestant: I think Saturday po!
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(Gay Contest)

Host: Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?
Gay Contestant: I think and believe na bilang isang bading…

(pause)

…Ano nga po ulit yung question?
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Host: Which part of your body is your best asset?
Contestant: (believe it or not she answered) …Si Melanie Marquez po!
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Host: What is your favorite motto?
Contestant: (after a long pause) I don’t have a motto eh.

(so the crowd starts helping her out. the crowd started saying, “Time is
gold! Time is gold!”)
Contestant: I have na po. Chinese gold!
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Host: If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how
would you do it?
Contestant: That’s a very good question. Keep it up. (then the girl
turns and walks away.)
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Host: Who is your favorite fictional character?
Girl: JOSE RIZAL! (crowd starts laughing.)
Host: Who is your favorite hero then?
Girl: Hulk Hogan.
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Host: If you were to become a superhero, what would your power be?
Girl Contestant: Uhmm… bumble bee!
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Host: What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl Contestant: My edge is 23 years old.
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Host: What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Between 24 and 25!
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Host: How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl: I’ll be 28.
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Host: Describe your special someone in three words.
Girl: Kahit nga po 1 word, kaya ko.
Host: Ok, sige…
Girl: In one word… MY LIFE!
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Host: If you were given any special power, what would it be?
Girl: Power of Attorney!
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Host: So you like reading, who’s your favorite author?
Girl: Uhmm, Shakespeare.
Host: What works of Shakespeare?
Girl: Hindi ko po alam eh.
Host: But he’s your favorite…?
Girl: Eh… kasi patay na sya eh.
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Host: What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Girl: Drugs.
Host: Why?
Girl: Mahal eh!
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Host: Hey, I heard you almost didn’t make it, how did you get here?
Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant: Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did
you walk?
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(Little Miss Philippines)
Host: Ano’ng gusto mo maging pag-laki mo?
Girl: Maging lalaki po

Credit goes to the original poster ^^ 

I am a bum

hehe, I do have the time to be ol all day, doing nothing, but playing some mmorpg games and using the power of google in searching some funny things. 

I’m on a roll right now, 3 posts in a single day? haha! I can do this before the class starts on june 15 (schucks).

 Brb, I haven’t taken my lunch yet, and my mind is having some problem working with an empty gas tank. 

Ciao! 

Sic songs uploaded

Sic’s 3 songs upload to this blog,

Sic-brutal death metalcore band from Cavite.  

titles

possess

comatose

heresy 

Also Check our myspace account. www.myspace.com/siccaviteband

enjoy! 

Sleepless nights with my niece

Yes, I do have a niece, she’s turning 2 months old this may 30,  and she kept me from sleeping last night (though its already 3:30am when I got home). It looks like babies like to wake up in the middle of the night, cry, then go back to sleep after a nice drink of milk. What I noticed is that they do it every 2 hours! As of now, I’m between doing this and falling asleep, I do have one of my foot for each side, but I’m leaning on the side of “doing this.”

 though sleepy, I’m trying to finish all of my chores today. Then maybe after, I can have my sleep that I lost last night.

A beginning of a new life…

New look, new life, new blog. i created this because I want to share my opinions, suggestions, rants and raves about anything under the sun with other people, and this is the best way to do it.

What are the things you should expect on this blog? Well, as I have said, anything under ( even over if possible) the sun!

This is one of my ways to relieve my stress and make my mind work. 

I’ll try to post everyday!!!

that’s all for now, g’nyt!